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World Cup Analysis
a NEW IMPROVED HEAD special report

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Things the World Cup is less boring than:

• Brad and Angelina
• elevator music
• anything on MTV Canada
• beige
• ironing
• Stephen Harper's hair
• the rain delay during the baseball game on the other channel
• waiting on hold
• Dalton McGuinty
• solitary confinement
• Pamela Anderson (when appearing on the radio)
• watching most haircuts
• Ron McLean's suits
• tic-tac-toe
• televised poker
• the Liberal leadership race
• Jungians
• Kenny G
• RyVita
• rap

And the number one thing the World Cup is less boring than:

• all the hype about the World Cup

 
June 21, 2006