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What Makes Us Human

The human species is the only species::

  • to have an exaggerated sense of its own importance.
  • to leap to conclusions.
  • to hate aboriginals/Jews/blacks/Catholics/Protestants/Christians in general/Paris Hilton.
  • to think that Michael Ignatieff is an intellectual.
  • to leap to conclusions.
  • to lie through its teeth.
  • to think that rap is music.
  • to break promises.
  • to pretend it didn’t elect the politicians who it claims are to blame for everything.
  • to be self-righteous.
  • to think that poker is a spectator sport.
  • that ought to know better.

What Makes Us Human © John FitzGerald, 2007

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