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Barely had last week's feature article been posted here than President George W. Bush acted to demonstrate its accuracy. He did that by announcing a new National Security Strategy, which consists of two simple principles:

  1. The United States can invade any country that it thinks is getting too strong militarily, and

  2. Can't nobody else do that.
White House spokesperson Ari Fleischer explained that only the United States is allowed to invade other countries because it is a force for good. Come to think of it, when we couple that statement with the repeated American assertion that the world is full of anti-American evil, we realize that it confirms the accuracy of the following articles which have been on this site for some months:
Osama bin Klingon
Crazed Pottery
as well as the complete relevance of:
The Curse of Mullah Omar and the Bones of Geronimo
You may want to renew your acquaintance with these articles.

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