The War on Terror: Phase 2
a special address by George W. Bush, president of the United States
America is strong. Evil is on the run.
The war on evil has been a great success. However, we must never relax our vigilance. We must be ready to strike at evil wherever it appears.
In recent days we have become aware that the Axis of Evil is larger than we supposed. The very fabric of American society has been threatened by an insidious and subversive organization.
The members of this organization live among us, often as honoured members of the community. They exploit their positions of trust to abuse American citizens, including the most vulnerable and most innocent among us.
Therefore I am taking action today to thwart the diabolical plans of these evil people. I urge all Americans to co-operate with the measures announced today to ensure that our homes and our families are safe from the depredations of the members of this evil organization.
I hereby declare that all Roman Catholic cardinals, archbishops, bishops, priests, nuns, and Christian brothers are now considered to be enemy combatants. Please report all sightings of these enemy combatants to the nearest office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Members of the Roman Catholic organization have been involved for centuries in bloody holy wars against people they believe to be infidels. An official document of this organization, the Syllabus of Errors, even condemns the principle of the separation of church and state, one of the foundations of our American Constitution. In fact, it goes even further and declares that the Roman Catholic church is not subject to the laws of a democratic people.
Some of the laws to which Roman Catholics do not believe they should be subject are the laws against the sexual molestation of children. Officials of the organization have molested children, and other officials have conspired to help them evade the just punishment of American law.
These enemy combatants will often be found in or near their places of "worship," called "churches," in which they practice a grotesque rite, called "the mass," in which they claim to transform bread and wine into the flesh and blood of their god. To obtain power over their adherents, officials of the Church require them to reveal their most private acts before they can participate in the gruesome spectacle of the mass.
Be alert for men dressed in elaborate formal dresses, or wearing collars which do not open in front. Other signs of adherence to the Roman Catholic cult are sadistic depictions of a near-naked man nailed to a cross or of the same man with his heart exposed in his chest. They may also pray to a virgin who supposedly gave birth.
We also have received confirmed reports that the leader of this organization will be visiting North America during the summer. This man travels under an assumed name, John Paul. Make a note of that name. This man is expected to attempt to use his visit to further his organization's terror activities against the young. Do not approach him, but report him immediately to the FBI.
To fight evil we must first be able to recognize it. However, the scope of this evil is not difficult to recognize. God bless America.
June 2002
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