How You Didn't Need to Think in 2006!
an NIH special report
As we noted last year, our mission statement here at NEW IMPROVED HEAD is "No need to think any more...here's your NEW IMPROVED HEAD!" We believe that once again in 2006 we outdid ourselves in relieving YOU, our readers, of the need to exercise your critical and analytical faculties, thereby freeing your time for important things like watching Canadian Idol.
Here's a partial list – a partial list! – of important issues YOU didn't need to think about in 2006, thanks to NEW IMPROVED HEAD! If you've slipped and started to think about some of these issues, simply click on the appropriate link and avoid all that wasteful intellectual effort!
- what happens when George W. Bush hits the fan.
- why we picked Stéphane Dion to win the Liberal leadership race.
- Why one of our writers wears the veil.
- No self-criticism please, we're Canadian.
- how that distinguished intellectual writes unintellectual books.
- the Canadian cargo cult.
- the sad deficiencies of the Order of Canada
- why schools need exams.
- how to end poverty.
- why the Americans are our friends
- how Ontario's hydro rebates are provided through sleight of hand.
- why the Ontario government's smart meter plan is a colossal waste of money.
- why there's a nuke in your future.
- George Orwell, terror of the bowling alley.
- what happened to good music
- how the one true diva did at a performance in Toronto
- why proportional representation wouldn't fly in Canada even if it was hooked to the tail of a 747.
- the emergence of theo-corporatism.
- why television adaptations of books are usually inferior to the books.
- Where do bad books come from?
- four big topics in one short article!
- why time's up or the Seven Up series of television documentaries.
- death: a post-Keynesian analysis.
- how to fix English-Canadian TV.
- the guru speaks.
- how to slash health care costs.
- why we want hard bodies.
- what we have learned over the five years since September 11, 2001.
- how tyranny differs from democracy.
- second-hand safety
How You Didn't Need to Think in 2006! © Coolth, 2007
