How You Didn't Need to Think in 2003!
an NIH special report
As you know, our mission statement here at NEW IMPROVED HEAD is "No need to think any more...here's your NEW IMPROVED HEAD!" We believe that in 2003 we outdid ourselves in relieving YOU, our readers, of the need to exercise your critical and analystical faculties, thereby freeing your time for important things like watching Canadian Idol.
Here's a list of all the things YOU didn't need to think about in 2003, thanks to NEW IMPROVED HEAD! if you've slipped and started to think about some of these issues, simply click on the approriate link and avoid all that wasteful intellectual effort!
- what the 2002-2003 crisis over Iraq was all about – NIH published four essays which by themselves told you more about this crisis than did the entire production of the mainstream North American press.
- what was going to go wrong, what went wrong and what is still going wrong with electricity deregulation in Ontario, courtesy of numerous articles from the NETWIT group.
- the blackout.
- how Torontonians were hypocritical about SARS.
- how the Ontario Human Rights Commission failed to do anything about racial profiling.
- what's wrong with Dr. Phil
- what Ernie Eves thought before the election.
- why Americanism is dead.
- the strange religious beliefs of the Bush administration.
- why George Bush never cops out by "accepting responsibility".
- how George W. Bush appealed for help in Iraq – by mail and at the UN.
- how Saddam Hussein is like Mike Tyson.
- how Saddam Hussein is like O. J. Simpson.
- the bright future in store for Saddam-free Iraq.
- how the Toronto media went to war.
- the strange case of multiculturalism and the Métis
- how Toronto is blessed with wonderful politicians.
- how Jayson Blair would report gay marriage.
- how Jerry Farber's famous Sixties ideas about university students look today.
- what Tom Wolfe thinks about America.
- how society has been feminized, or not.
- why Canadian television can't make good cop shows.
- the real reason so many people read (and write) mystery novels.
- why people don't like to ride intercity buses.
- how food became a religion.
- how "serious" music has been destroyed by the narcissism of musicians.
- how to celebrate Canada Day.
- how a free market solution would protect the great Canadian tradition of street hockey.
- how a free market would promote love.
- how to improve our lives with cynicism.
- how addiction rules lives, even during lunch break.
- how our publisher emeritus learned everything he needed to know about life at the race track.
- how "modern" marketing is doomed to failure because it actually is medieval.
- how modern marketing is a success if it's based on psychology.
- what was going to happen in the playoffs.
- what's on TV.
- how Tony Blair did at the Oscars.
- your better class of reality.
- how the first casualty of the invasion of Iraq was fashion.
- why world (and Canadian) leaders thought the chicken crossed the road.
- who offers the best deal for political consumers.
- the facts of life.
- what I'm nagonna do.
NEW IMPROVED HEAD – for all your thinking needs!
How You Didn't Need to Think in 2003! © Coolth, 2004
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