has been greatly privileged to have as its sports correspondent one of the greats of sportswriting, Bill "Dink" Hazlitt. Unfortunately, Bill was a little late with this article – he attended the fight reported here on December 11, 1821. Because many readers may have forgotten who won this fight, we have tastefully and sensitively edited Bill's copy so that the winner is not revealed till the end.The Gas-Bill Chronicle NEW IMPROVED HEAD
Some background information: The fight was held near Hungerford between Bill Neate and Tom ("The Gas Man") Hickman. No gloves were worn. A round ended only when a man was knocked down. He then had thirty seconds to come up to scratch – a mark in the centre of the ring. The fight ended when a fighter could not come up to scratch. And now on with Bill's story:
Reader, have you ever seen a fight? If not, you have a pleasure to come, at least if it is a fight like that between the Gas Man and Bill Neate. The crowd was very great when we arrived on the spot; open carriages were coming up, with streamers flying and music playing, and the countrypeople were pouring in over hedge and ditch in all directions, to see their hero beat or be beaten. The odds were still on Gas, but only about five to four. Gully had been down to try Neate, and had backed him considerably, which was a damper to the sanguine confidence of the adverse party. About two hundred thousand pounds were pending.
The day was fine for a December morning. The grass was wet, and the ground miry, and ploughed up with multitudinous feet, except that, within the ring itself, there was a spot of virgin green closed in and unprofaned by vulgar tread, that shone with dazzling brightness in the midday sun. For it was now noon, and we had half an hour to wait. This is the trying time. It is then the heart sickens, as you think what the two champions are about, and how short a time will determine their fate. After the first blow is struck, there is no opportunity for nervous apprehensions; you are swallowed up by the immediate interest of the scene – but:
I found it so as I felt the sun's rays clinging to my back, and saw the white wintry clouds sink below the verge of the horizon, "So," I thought, "my fairest hopes have faded from my sight! – so will the Gas Man's glory, or that of his adversary, vanish in an hour."Between the acting of a dreadful thing
And the first motion, all the interim is
Like a phantasma, or a hideous dream.The swells were parading in their white boxcoats, the outer ring was cleared with some bruises on the heads and shins of the rustic assembly (for the cockneys had been distanced by the sixty-six miles); the time drew near, I had got a good stand; a bustle, a buzz, ran through the crowd, and from the opposite side entered Neate, between his second and bottle-holder. He rolled along, swathed in his loose greatcoat, his knock knees bending under his huge bulk; and, with a modest, cheerful air, threw his hat into the ring.
He then just looked round, and began quietly to undress; when from the other side there was a similar rush and an opening made, and the Gas Man came forward with a conscious air of anticipated triumph, too much like the cock of the walk. He strutted about more than became a hero, sucked oranges with supercilious air, and threw away the skin with a toss of his head, and went up and looked at Neate, which was an act of supererogation. The only sensible thing he did was, as he strode away from the modern Ajax, to fling out his arms, as if he wanted to try whether they would do their work that day.
By this time they had stripped, and presented a strong contrast in appearance. If Neate was like Ajax, "with Atlantean shoulders, fit to bear" the pugilistic reputation of all Bristol, Hickman might be compared to Diomed, light, vigorous, elastic, and his back glistened in the sun, as he moved about, like a panther's hide.
There was now a dead pause – attention was awestruck. Who at that moment, big with a great event, did not draw his breath short – did not feel his heart throb? They tossed up for the sun, and the Gas Man won. They were led up to the scratch – shook hands, and went at it.
In the first round everyone thought it was all over. After making play for a short time, the Gas Man flew at his adversary like a tiger, struck five blows in as many seconds, three first, and then following him as he staggered back, two more right and left, and down he fell, a mighty ruin.
There was a shout, and I said "There is no standing this." Neate seemed like a lifeless lump of flesh and bone, round which the Gas Man's blows played with the rapidity of electricity or lightning, and you imagined he would only be lifted up to be knocked down again. It was as if Hickman held a sword or a fire in that right hand of his, and directed it against an unarmed body.
They met again, and Neate seemed, not cowed, but particularly cautious. I saw his teeth clenched together and his brows knit close against the sun. He held out both his arms at full length before him, like two sledgehammers, and raised his left an inch or two higher. The Gas Man could not get over this guard – they struck mutually and fell, but without advantage on either side.
It was the same in the next round; but the balance of power was thus restored – the fate of the battle was suspended. No one could tell how it would end. This was the only moment in which opinion was divided; for, in the next, the Gas Man aiming a mortal blow at his adversary's neck, with his right hand, and failing from the length he had to reach, the other returned it with his left at full swing, planted a tremendous blow on his cheekbone and eyebrow, and made a red ruin of that side of his face. The Gas Man went down, and here was another shout – a roar of triumph as the waves of fortune rolled tumultuously from side to side. This was a settler.
Hickman got up, and "grinned horrible a ghastly smile," yet he was evidently dashed in his opinion of himself; it was the first time he had ever been so punished; all one side of his face was perfect scarlet, and his right eye was closed in dingy blackness, as he advanced to the fight, less confident, but still determined. After one or two rounds, not receiving another such remembrancer, he rallied and went at it with his former impetuosity. But in vain. His strength had been weakened – his blows could not tell at such a distance – he was obliged to fling himself at his adversary, and could not strike from his feet; and almost as regularly as he flew at him with his right hand, Neate warded the blow, or drew back out of his reach, and felled him with the return of his left.
There was little cautious sparring – no half-hits – no tapping and trifling, none of the petit-maîtreship of the art – they were almost all knockdown blows – the fight was a good stand-up fight. The wonder was the half-minute time. If there had been a minute or more allowed between each round, it would have been intelligible how they should by degrees recover strength and resolution; but to see two men smashed to the ground, smeared with gore, stunned, senseless, the breath beaten out of their bodies; and then, before you recover from the shock, to see them rise up with new strength and courage, stand steady to inflict or receive mortal offence, and rush upon each other "like two clouds over the Caspian" – this is the most astounding thing of all – this is the high and heroic state of man!
From this time forward the event became more certain with every round; and about the twelfth it seemed as if it must have been over. Hickman generally stood with his back to me; but, in the scuffle, he had changed positions, and Neate just then made a tremendous lunge at him, and hit him full in the face. It was doubtful whether he would fall backwards or forwards; he hung suspended for a second or two, and then fell back, throwing his hands in the air, and with his face lifted up to the sky. I never saw anything more terrific than his aspect just before he fell. All traces of life, of natural expression, were gone from him. His face was like a human skull, a death's head, spouting blood. The eyes were filled with blood, the nose streamed with blood, the mouth gaped blood. He was not like an actual man, but like a preternatural, spectral appearance, or like one of the figures in Dante's Inferno. Yet he fought on after this for several rounds, still striking the first desperate blow, and Neate standing on the defensive, and using the same cautious guard to the last, as if he had still all his work to do; and it was not till the Gas Man was so stunned in the seventeenth or eighteenth round, that his senses forsook him, and he could not come to time, that the battle was declared over.
The carrier pigeons now mounted into the air.
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